Clark the Barista
Clark, 21, Barista, England
Moving politely from crisis to crisis
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Ugggghhhhh the boiler man is here again, I need to sleeeeeeeep

My train isn’t until 1 but I might have to go to Costa early to drink coffee and attempt to wake up a bit

Today one of my regulars served me beer and a family pack of cheestrings

Sometimes in The Mindy Project there’s a bit with music and all the doctors are dressing down and then up in their scrubs and whatnot

I would like to do that at 4:30am with my barista uniform and film it and everyone can watch it

Wouldn’t that be good

So I did my split shift today and I am absolutely shattered

Putting that uniform back on at 5:30pm after working in it at 5:30am was horriiiible

I got beer and McDonald’s to make it better and State of Decay was on sale so I bought that

I’m going to drink myself to sleep tonight and then tomorrow I’m heading to London to see the gang for pub times!

The boiler is in a cupboard in my room and there’s a man here doing some work on it and I’m laying on my bed

I think I’m just going to start masturbating 

Do you think I could finish without him knowing

A massive happy 19th birthday to my friend Hayley who has just moved from Pennsylvania to Chicago for university 

I hope you are having fun up there!

"Can I get a dry cappuccino? Not too much foam"

I was tagged in a thing by britishdelirium

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Tomorrow I have to open and then go back at like 6 to close >:(

Although I finish my first shift at 11 and have two days off after >:)

Advice for jobseekers: Do not hand in a cv or try and talk to the manager about vacancies at peak trading hours

Unless a salad with chicken and hard boiled egg!

Fuck

Funny how you don’t really eat chickens and egg together

Eggs are more like breakfast (young early childlike) whereas chicken is more lunch/dinner (aged old adult)

Just a thought

mycoloradolife asked: And if you let my shots die I swear to god...

In what world would I want to use your shots?